yes, but now what are you going to do? 

yes, but now what are you going to do? 


this is the way our household works. 

this is the way our household works. 


quizzical quacks: this is a video of my dog, five, watching a video i took of him swimming after ducks a few days ago. this particular confrontation with technology turns my heart into a lil puddle. 


happy halloween! 

and happy birthday to my favorite friend. you’ll always be the calvin to my hobbes! (previously)


i’m putting this here because i just want to make it totally clear that basically my only goal in life is getting to a point where i kick it and eat nachos in a hot tub on the reg.

i’m putting this here because i just want to make it totally clear that basically my only goal in life is getting to a point where i kick it and eat nachos in a hot tub on the reg.


i’m trying something new and it’s called chasing away sadness with miniature sandwiches. 

i’m trying something new and it’s called chasing away sadness with miniature sandwiches


speaking of war and peace, here’s a flip-book that mills and i made!


of dreams and tolstoy

for the past few weeks, i’ve been reading war and peace for a class, approximately one hundred pages a day. recently, characters from the novel have begun appearing in my dreams. they usually don’t play a big role and the way they appear is not necessarily congruent with their novelistic identity. for example, i’m pretty sure prince andrei was leaning against a wall-papered wall at a party holding a beer. he never spoke, but i knew he was there; he was wearing a sword. but let’s be honest, if someone was going to show up in the party scene of my dream it would probably be anatole kuragin (who i like to call the tim riggins of war and peace. i can totally see him half-drunk saying “moscow forever”).

i can’t recall dreaming about novels before and certainly never as a recurring theme. i wonder if it is simply the length of the book that is causing it? anyways, i really like it! have y’all ever dreamt about characters from a novel before?


 a series of events:
while walking to the grocery store, i saw a dead baby bird on the sidewalk and began to question the entire universe. i also instantly recalled a similar experience that occurred on a sidewalk very far from here when my body was much smaller but my heart was still horrified by the same things.
in an attempt to make myself feel better, i purchased these chill “under the sea” nail stickers. perhaps all life is eventually reduced to pain and death, but i can still put some seahorses on my nails.
an old lady gave me a dirty look at the grocery store. perhaps she has a problem with young weezy.

 a series of events:

  • while walking to the grocery store, i saw a dead baby bird on the sidewalk and began to question the entire universe. i also instantly recalled a similar experience that occurred on a sidewalk very far from here when my body was much smaller but my heart was still horrified by the same things.
  • in an attempt to make myself feel better, i purchased these chill “under the sea” nail stickers. perhaps all life is eventually reduced to pain and death, but i can still put some seahorses on my nails.
  • an old lady gave me a dirty look at the grocery store. perhaps she has a problem with young weezy.

the saddest thing about this whole scenario is that this piece of bread—so perfectly designed for an eggs-in-the-nest breakfast—must remain here alone, forever separated from its destiny, with neither a yolk nor skillet. without these things it is only a lone slice with a thumbprint-shaped hole in its little toast soul.

the saddest thing about this whole scenario is that this piece of bread—so perfectly designed for an eggs-in-the-nest breakfast—must remain here alone, forever separated from its destiny, with neither a yolk nor skillet. without these things it is only a lone slice with a thumbprint-shaped hole in its little toast soul.