the saddest thing about this whole scenario is that this piece of bread—so perfectly designed for an eggs-in-the-nest breakfast—must remain here alone, forever separated from its destiny, with neither a yolk nor skillet. without these things it is only a lone slice with a thumbprint-shaped hole in its little toast soul.
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superfluidity said:
If it gets really hot you could maybe just fry an egg were it sits.
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thumbprint hole for a toast soul would be a great band name
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hungryghoast said:
don’t fret. this bread has a destiny: buzzfeed.com/peggy/w…
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ignitestrength said:
I thought that sewer cover was an oreo and missed the slice of bread entirely.
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i’m concerned about the missing piece. having spent most of its life safely within the confines of the crust, it is now somewhere out there, vulnerable and alone.
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